Now that the power has been won, it is time to execute Plan 666.
10. No religious paraphenalia allowed in public schools. Searches are to be performed at the school entrance.
9. Any appeal to God or any prayer offerred will result in immediate expulsion.
8. In order for students to pass biology, they must denounce YECism.
7. School on Sundays.
6. Free abortions by High School nurse.
5. Gay sensitive curriculum and Gay Bathrooms.
4. Don’t ask don’t tell drug policy.
3. End football programs and replace them with soccer.
2. New curriculum to include the study of the “FSM”.
1.Replace the symbol for a failing grade from “F” to “Dembski”.